Babies and sleep. It’s a constant battle. How do you get them to fall asleep? How do you get them to sleep through the night? Is it okay to let them cry a little bit? A lot? Why are they waking up so early?
So many questions, and so few solid answers. Until now. Sure there are books you can read, theories you can subscribe to, experts you can consult in a pinch, but sometimes your tot just won’t sleep. Which is why we think the newly introduced Sleepie Babie from Novartus Lily is just so brilliant.
This baby sleeping formula has literally just received FDA approval. Recommended for infants from birth to one year, it’s an over the counter sleep aid for babes. It’s non-addictive, non habit forming, and totally effective. Cranky tot who won’t settle? One dose of Sleepie Babie and you won’t hear from them again ’til morning. Your child waking too early? Top ‘em up with Sleepie Babie before bed and they’ll sleep through to a totally reasonable hour. For daytime sleep they’ve also introduced Nappie Babie, which guarantees a solid three hours of daytime sleep, anytime!
Sleepie Babie is also 100% natural and free of artificial colour or preservatives and it’s packaged in a 100% post-consumer waste, PVC and Bisphenol-A free bottle with a glass dropper. Next April 1st they’ll be debuting a product they’ve currently got in development, Veggie Loving Kid, guaranteed to make any kid eat all their veggies all the time!
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very funny!
you had me. I even googled it to find out more!!!
:-)
Too cruel!
Now I need another coffee.
okay, yeah, I fell for the CBC gimmick about Larry Campbell running for mayor again, too. Yes, I was definitely intrigued. Now if only they DID make ‘veggie lovin’ kid’…!!
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that was a cruel one !
That is the best one i have seen today!